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Xmas Has Been X'ed
It's funny how some fables became historic When the others clearly wrote them to be metaphoric But people will believe anything if it's written Especially in stone or ancient scroll
December 25th has been blacklisted Since Dawkins found out proof Jesus never existed It was the last thing anyone ever expected Xmas has been X'ed
No colored lights No shopping sprees No more presents Under dead trees
Saint Nick is dead (dead dead dead) But we don't grieve We celebrate The last Christmas Eve
Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic Protestants increasingly become agnostic Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams Priest and nuns are molesting each other
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Methodists and Baptist are claiming Buddhist Evangelicals surprisingly are nudist For mostly everyone is trying to become Jew Cause Easter's cancelled too
No more egg hunts No Sunday mass Fridays are fair Wednesdays don't ash
They cancelled Lent And slowed down fast Enjoy Christmas Cause it's your last
No shopping sprees (don't worry son) No more presents (we don't' need toys) Under dead trees (we got it nice) Saint Nick is dead (we've gone this far) But we don't grieve (they won't cancel) We celebrate (our Hanukkah) The last Christmas Eve
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